| Oh my goodness, you have no idea how excited this makes me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTErjg4Sm4k !!!!!! |
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| Hey Sam, All of the e-mails I send to either of your addresses (the roxy one and the SL one) bounce back - could you e-mail me to let me know which one actually works, or if I've got everything wrong? Thanks, G |
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| WE GRADUATE TOMORROW. Excited? |
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| I have a hair dilemma! It (apparently) takes over two hours to air dry (how I don't know, there is just more and more and MORE of it and it keeps growing and ahhhh it's after me! Eat it! Eat it!)......so so so you KNOW. And my blow drier is old and dying because it is my mommmmmy's. AND SOOOOO you know sometimes it works fine and sometimes I use it for 10 minutes and blowdrier speaks to me and says something like this....
Blowdrier: Fuck this. I am throwing in the towel. It's not worth living anymore. I am extinguishing my flame. I am putting the peas in the barrel. Goodbye cruel world. *cough* *sputter*
Me: WTF? Why aren't you on? I clicked you! You were just working!
Blowdrier: *dying cough* *conspicuous silence of temporary death*
Yep. That's exactly what happens. And it would be great if we were living in the '80s, because my hair is already huge, but we live in the 2000s where people like their hair to be flat and shiny, like a plasma tv screen. Or flat like a really really skinny-ass person's butt and shiny like the surface of the tide. Mmmhmm.
Okay, I should go to bed before I start hallucinating, actually talking to appliances, or eliminating prepositions (which I almost did just now. I almost said I should "go bed." Also I'm having spelling issues, but it is just that I am an impeccable sneaky anal insta-editor so you don't see it but IIIII SEE IT INSIDE MY BRAIN, MY LEETLE GRAY BRAIN CELLS CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH MY EDITING FACADE OH MY GOD THE FAKE! THE FAKE! OH CAPS LOC MAKES MY LIFE EASIER!)
I THINK I AM NOW GOING TO ONLY TYPE IN CAPS! OHOHOHOHO CAPS LOC! LA LA LA! NO OOO OO OO BEAUTY SLEEP FOR GRACE! HOLEY CRAP! AAAAAAH!
Like Juliet! It comes back after a day or so. Like Jeebus.
The Resurrection of the Blowdrier.
Amen.
Thank you, and goodnight.
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| It's almost THAT TIME, kids. Are we ready? |
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